WeKnowTheLineup: Getting You Ready For Coachella 2017!

January 6, 2017

WeKnowTheLineup: Getting You Ready for Coachella 2017!

Dudes! Dudettes! Hello! I feel like we haven’t talked in a while, and that doesn’t work for me! I hope your holiday break was incredible, and spent enduring repetitive, uninteresting stories from your Grandparents that also just couldn’t stop complaining because the apple pie simply “isn’t warm enough”. However, we choose to go home anyway and soak up all the love in the place that we grew up, because despite all of the unnecessary arguments with siblings and chores around the house…a free meal doesn’t grow on trees!

Now I know what you may be thinking right now; “there goes Norman, off on another one of his unbelievably pointless tangents again,” and I have to tell you: you’re spot on! But to be quite honest, there’s actually a point to what I’m saying, this time around! The real reason we survived the holidays, is because we knew that there was a light at the end of the tunnel; a silver lining in our playbook (so corny, Norman), and a cat in our tree (that’s actually a terrible analogy, Norm). That’s right baby: Coachella 2017 hysteria has begun. When I say that all things Coachella begin right now, what I really mean is, all things Coachella began Wednesday morning at 10AM, and ended just three hours later, when all passes sold out. This came as no surprise with a lineup that includes such heavy hitters as: Beyoncé, Bastille, Bon Iver, Dillon Francis and SnapChat’s Finest, DJ Khaled!

Coachella tends to draw one of the largest festival crowds in the world, which has always made me wonder why one of our readers has never decided to shell out a few bucks to send me to the festival…but that is neither here nor there… If you DID manage to get tickets to this year’s festival, you can also look forward to such acts as: Empire of the Sun, Future, Galantis, Grouplove, Gucci Mane, Kendrick Lamar, Mac Miller…and did I mention the Godfather of movie scores himself…the legendary Hans Zimmer?! What’s that; you said you don’t know who Hans Zimmer is? Not a problem, before I write you off for being no friend of mine, I’ll help jog your memory. He’s responsible for the following scores:




Uh huh…




I know, dude…

All of the artists that I’ve mentioned only crack the surface of what you can expect at this year’s festival. Now back to what I was saying about finding me a ticket…

Don’t forget to tweet us @WeKnowTheDJ and let us know just how long you waited online in line to get tickets (or not ). I can smell the weekend from here, my friends, enjoy the rest of your week!

-Norman P. (@EarlyBird410)

Feature Image by Leslie Crow

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